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Simon⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ I cringe when my photographs are called cute. I’m a very serious artist, and as such, I take myself very seriously. So give me heroic, beautiful, majestic, or even funny. Cute makes me cringe. ⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ That said, I know I’m powerless to stop you or Simon. ⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ Let the record reflect that Simon scientifically measures at least 61% more cuter than most and is 100% a real dog as well. The later is occasionally questioned by strangers who think he is too cute to be real. ⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ In his youth, he was often mistaken for one of those famous singing chipmunks. Like Simon the Chipmunk, Simon the Pomeranian is a talented and smart boy, but he does not sing or play a musical instrument yet. ⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ People are shocked to find out he can talk, is well-traveled and pretty good at math. At 5 years old, he has TSA Known Traveler status and can hold forth on his “under the seat in front of you” preferences, choosing window over the aisle and coach-plus over economy except if located by the lavatory. He always orders the vegetarian meal but has been known to take the chicken. ⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ He is rarely left on his own as his cuteness demands you take him everywhere. ⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ #theyearofthecutedogs was never considered for the title of my book. Simon was our first #pomeranian and our #dogoftheday He is not in #itchapter2 or is he? #stephenking

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